i opened my daily diet mt dew bottle this morning, and noticed under the cap it simply said “steelers”…apparently, the fine people at pepsico are giving away official NFL merchandise, if you can match 3 caps with the same team names…i just sat looking at it

steelers…

steelers…

steelers…

wouldn’t it be way funnier (more funny?) if it was the “stealers”…i asked derek, and he agreed…so, my brain started thinking about other NFL team names that could be hilarious if you only changed one letter…

the list

1) Pittsburgh Stealers (just for reference)
2) Kansas City Thiefs (that was derek’s, i can’t take credit)
3) Indianapolis Coots (go deep, tight end, wide receiver…i can’t make this stuff up)
4) Chicago Beers (alright, possibly lame)
5) New Orleans Taints (possibly the first team to utilize the taint cam)
6) Baltimore Ramens (i could see a sponsorship opportunity)

all right, thats all i got…if anyone can think of any others, add them in the comments…hilarity ensues