its time, its time…here comes another question
Question: If you could advise one couple you know to seperate, who would it be?
i think there are a lot of couples that are clearly in trouble lately…from nick lachey and jessica simpson, to brad pitt and jennifer aniston, its been a rough year for high profile couples that finally had enough and ended it…but, if i could advise one couple to seperate, the answer jumps quickly to mind:
thats right, people, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy…lets quit playing games here, lets end the charade, its time to get serious…i mean, its a frog and a pig for fucks sake! has nobody else noticed this madness? its just fucking unholy, go find someone of your own kind, freaks!
Kermit could get in a nice relationship with that crazy dancing frog from the WB, Michigan J. Frog…and Miss Piggy has plenty of fine swine to choose from, from Wilbur the Pig in Charlotte’s Web to Babe the talking pig…wouldn’t these choices make more sense? haven’t we had enough of the pretending, the sneaking around, and the lies! i’m calling them out, break it off Kermit and Miss Piggy!
Miss Piggy says:
All I can say is DUMP HIS ASS Nicki. You bastard- How could you even think of breaking up this union? Opposites attract. You would rather see poor Kermit in a gay relationship with some stupid dancing frog than with the love of his life. Haven’t you ever heard of “Chubby Chasers”. The more I look at this picture I see Brian and I. I would have to advise Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. WTF is that all about?
Feb 09, 2006 12:49 AM
Julie Verdon says:
The couple I would most like to see break up would be Woody Allen and his child bride (can’t think of her name). But, come on, marrying your step daughter is pretty darn sick. And lets not forget the fact he is pretty darn ugly and sickly looking. YUK!
Feb 15, 2006 2:07 PM