its time, its time…here comes another question

Question: If you could advise one couple you know to seperate, who would it be?

i think there are a lot of couples that are clearly in trouble lately…from nick lachey and jessica simpson, to brad pitt and jennifer aniston, its been a rough year for high profile couples that finally had enough and ended it…but, if i could advise one couple to seperate, the answer jumps quickly to mind:

thats right, people, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy…lets quit playing games here, lets end the charade, its time to get serious…i mean, its a frog and a pig for fucks sake! has nobody else noticed this madness? its just fucking unholy, go find someone of your own kind, freaks!

Kermit could get in a nice relationship with that crazy dancing frog from the WB, Michigan J. Frog…and Miss Piggy has plenty of fine swine to choose from, from Wilbur the Pig in Charlotte’s Web to Babe the talking pig…wouldn’t these choices make more sense? haven’t we had enough of the pretending, the sneaking around, and the lies! i’m calling them out, break it off Kermit and Miss Piggy!