during the last year of my working, i’ve been introduced to the mysterious and neurotic creature they call kraus…

although difficult to capture in the wild, my corporate zoo has tamed one into occupying cell3 from 8:45-5:30ish daily…during this time, i’ve learned much about this creature, from the odd to the downright disturbing…

however, the biggest mystery of the kraus remains its diet consisting solely of krausburgers, cooked to perfection on its george foreman grill and devoured while lying on the couch and watching twins games…this culinary delight does not make your stomach sing the blues, or otherwise affect your sunny disposition in any way…now i have looked all over the greater des moines area to find one of these delicious meals, but my quest has so far remained fruitless…alas, i may never get to experience this modern culinary wonder called the krausburger myself, and thus discover the mystery of all that is kraus…