during the last year of my working, i’ve been introduced to the mysterious and neurotic creature they call kraus…
although difficult to capture in the wild, my corporate zoo has tamed one into occupying cell3 from 8:45-5:30ish daily…during this time, i’ve learned much about this creature, from the odd to the downright disturbing…
however, the biggest mystery of the kraus remains its diet consisting solely of krausburgers, cooked to perfection on its george foreman grill and devoured while lying on the couch and watching twins games…this culinary delight does not make your stomach sing the blues, or otherwise affect your sunny disposition in any way…now i have looked all over the greater des moines area to find one of these delicious meals, but my quest has so far remained fruitless…alas, i may never get to experience this modern culinary wonder called the krausburger myself, and thus discover the mystery of all that is kraus…
George Lucas says:
Nick,
Please get a hold of me, I would like to incorporate this creature into my next film.
Good Day,
George
Apr 28, 2004 12:29 PM
derek says:
i could sure use a krausburger about now.
Apr 28, 2004 12:32 PM
vanwinkle says:
Dear George,
Please don’t make the last movie in the trilogy suck.
Sincerely,
Cedric
Apr 28, 2004 12:36 PM
derek says:
George,
I would like to see Jar Jar do a backflip over a razor wired fence.
Best Regards,
Derek
Apr 28, 2004 12:37 PM
George Lucas says:
Dear Derek,
I don’t think that is possible, perhaps you are thinking of barbed wire. Please stop being such a dumbass. Also, please stop sending me naked pictures of yourself.
Yours Truly,
George
Apr 28, 2004 12:40 PM
nick says:
so, i heard somebody talking about a gazebo earlier, and i’m not quite sure what that is…rather than using google, i’m going to post this here in hopes somebody can help me…thank you in advance
Apr 28, 2004 12:42 PM
r00 says:
I tried to make a krausburger once….but failed miserably.
Apr 28, 2004 12:50 PM
G. W. Bush says:
kraus burgers grilled on a george forman grill are American as apple pie. Keep up to good work.
Say hi to Mr. Lucus.
What was I talking about?
May 06, 2004 1:59 PM
Sen. John Kerry says:
Dang you Bush you little twerp. Using kraus burgers as a political tool is out of line. The people of the United State’s deserve to know the truth. But seriously, do you think Monica would like a kraus burger?
May 07, 2004 7:29 AM