where’s my uterus?

Feb
19

so, derek is probably the world’s best boyfriend to kari…see conversation below for reason #1…

Derek R Brooks: so, from now on, i’m going to refer to you as my uterus
sofa king kari: oh derek
Derek R Brooks: where’s my uterus
Derek R Brooks: go make me some pie
sofa king kari: you are a douche
Derek R Brooks: you are a uterus

plus he makes her listen to ICP and stuff…maybe I should come up with a better pet name for nicole…”hey, jugs, come in here” or “hey, vulva, i need some water”…or maybe not

8 comments

  • derek says:

    douche is the best pet name

    Feb 19, 2004 11:38 AM

  • kevin says:

    actually, i think kevi is

    Feb 19, 2004 11:39 AM

  • derek says:

    i also think that asking a vulva for water is probably a bad idea.

    Feb 19, 2004 11:41 AM

  • kevin says:

    i would tend to agree…. or asking a uterus for blood

    Feb 19, 2004 11:44 AM

  • nick says:

    yeah, i might want to rethink that…plus, a vulva probably wouldn’t be able to hand me the water, and would probably spill it all over, then i’d just get pissed…

    Feb 19, 2004 11:51 AM

  • derek says:

    literally…

    gross.

    Feb 19, 2004 11:57 AM

  • Jugs aka Nicole says:

    Yes, ladies, he is taken…sorry.

    Feb 19, 2004 7:34 PM

  • derek says:

    i hope you’re talkin about nick being taken.. because i’m n-

    ah dammit. i am too.

    Feb 20, 2004 12:13 PM

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