so, derek is probably the world’s best boyfriend to kari…see conversation below for reason #1…
Derek R Brooks: so, from now on, i’m going to refer to you as my uterus
sofa king kari: oh derek
Derek R Brooks: where’s my uterus
Derek R Brooks: go make me some pie
sofa king kari: you are a douche
Derek R Brooks: you are a uterus
plus he makes her listen to ICP and stuff…maybe I should come up with a better pet name for nicole…”hey, jugs, come in here” or “hey, vulva, i need some water”…or maybe not
derek says:
douche is the best pet name
Feb 19, 2004 11:38 AM
kevin says:
actually, i think kevi is
Feb 19, 2004 11:39 AM
derek says:
i also think that asking a vulva for water is probably a bad idea.
Feb 19, 2004 11:41 AM
kevin says:
i would tend to agree…. or asking a uterus for blood
Feb 19, 2004 11:44 AM
nick says:
yeah, i might want to rethink that…plus, a vulva probably wouldn’t be able to hand me the water, and would probably spill it all over, then i’d just get pissed…
Feb 19, 2004 11:51 AM
derek says:
literally…
gross.
Feb 19, 2004 11:57 AM
Jugs aka Nicole says:
Yes, ladies, he is taken…sorry.
Feb 19, 2004 7:34 PM
derek says:
i hope you’re talkin about nick being taken.. because i’m n-
ah dammit. i am too.
Feb 20, 2004 12:13 PM